The last un.  

Posted by Salraz

Last shift of the week the week tonight and a tough week it’s been i can tell ya,mind you it ain’t done yet so i want a good one tonight to round it off.

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My fingers are still giving me some grief but getting better all the time,i reckon a good session of loving care from the lovely Mrs B and a few beers will put me well up the road to recovery.

Quite a bit of shit to do on my days off what with shopping,admin & a few faces to see but i reckon i can slot in some quality time in there….Bring on that holiday!

Anyroad time i got moving,i hope you lot have a good weekend as mine starts in the morning i shall have a beer for breakfast and a good long well deserved sleep.

Take care.

look at the beauty  

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wow i wish to have girlfriend like this.

$100 Million Skull  

Posted by Salraz




A diamond encrusted platinum skull designed by the British artist Damien Hirst has been sold to an investment group for $100 million, a spokeswoman for his London gallery said Thursday...More?

Male Issues  

Posted by Salraz




I'm well aware that I haven't posted in awhile. I read all the scuttle butt. 'He's a lazy bugger, loser, slacker', and no telling what you're thinking. Well my friends, you're wrong. Dead wrong. Since my last post the following has occurred:

#1. Sat down to write out my next entry and the boys want to play Pirates of the Caribbean with their brand new boat (that really floats and has real rope ladders).
#2. NFL Football Fantasy Draft. Which i must say required considerable research and a protracted admiration of my results.
#3. Swat training which laid me up in bed for the better part of an evening recuperating with my wife's heating pad and the remote.
#4. Yard work, which also required an evening of recuperation in bed watching TV and taking short, restorative naps.
#5. A little thing I like to call 'serving and protecting the nation'.
#6. The maintained and welfare of our menagerie of pets, goldfish and hermit crabs and the loves of our lives...Annabelle and Libby.
#7. Minimum of 9 hours of sleep per day.
#8. The normal amount of healthy TV viewing.

So simmer down people. I'm back and ready to make your day once again.

Ode To My Wife's Boobs  

Posted by Salraz




This is for my wife, who complains that I don't 'romance' her enough:

My two 'breast' friends, how much I adore thee,
my favorite part of the day, is when my wife sets you free.

Your bounty is like a sirens call, luring me toward the rocks,
when my wife jumps on the trampoline, it knocks me off my socks.

You jiggle and you juggle and you seem to wink at me,
my wife gets tired of me begging just to let me see.

A hug is all I need to get me through the day,
her boobs pressed against me, makes me want to stay.

But if I get a gander, then the day is complete,
I'm glad my wife has difficulty seeing both her feet.

I'm a very lucky man, she's my doe and I'm her stag,
so to her I say 'thank you' for my two personal fun bags.